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USUK: Double Romeo Chapter 2

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"MEIN GOTT!" Germany shrieked in horror as the package he was unwrapping revealed a crimson petticoat with matching cone hat and glitter wings. Germany must hate his life right now. I bowed my head slightly in solemn, mourning for the death of any pride the German had left.

I tugged at the fabric that clung to my skin. The clothing fitted tightly, making it slightly uncomfortable. It was simple and traditional, with a royal blue cape flowing off my right shoulder. I smirked slightly as images of America in a ball gown crept into my thoughts.

"IGGGYYYYYYYY~~~!!!" Perfect timing.

"ACK!" I winced in pain as America pounced on me, wrapping my neck tightly in his toned arms.

"C-Can't... B-Breathe..." I managed to choke out. When America finally reacted and loosened his hold, I took gulps of air in gasps.

"Sorry..." I heard him apologise, sounding a little bashful. I spun around and was about to give him an earful when I saw it.

America was dressed in a cream pink ball gown. The soft fabric fitted perfectly from his collarbone to his waist, where it was pinched and flared out, flowing gracefully all the way to the ground. He gave a turn, revealing a huge white ribbon wrapped round his waist. I continued staring, not quite knowing how to respond.

"So, what do you think?" he grinned.

"I-I... Think you should shave your arms." I suggested, eyeing his exposed arms while trying not to laugh. I cracked when he gave a pout.

"Well, it does fit nicely..." I added, feeling a little sorry for America. Wait a second, how did France get our measurements?

"Oi, France. How did you get our measurements?" I asked when I saw the French walking past. Upon hearing this, a smug smile made its way to his face.

"Ah, mon cher. I have my ways." he replied, his voice dripping in such lewdness that it sent chills down my spine. Was that why I woke up naked one morning? I had a hangover then and did not give much thought to it.

And I am not about to think on it any further. When it comes to that bloody frog, some things are better off not knowing.

"Is that supposed to be for me, da?" Russia asked with a smile on his face. In mere seconds, he produced a pickaxe out of thin air, ready to make the pile of black fabric in front of him regret its existence.

"JAPAAAAAN!!!" Switzerland shouted after the bolting Japan, who had a DSLR camera in his hands. A muffled 'sumimasen' was heard before the oriental nation disappeared into the shadows.

Everyone stopped their activities and looked at Switzerland, who gave them all a death glare. That look could have killed an entire battlefield, that is, if he wasn't wearing a powder blue petticoat, his cone hat slightly out of place and blue glitter wings fluttering slightly behind him.

"B-Brother... You look cute in the dress..." Liechtenstein commented with a smile. Upon hearing this, Switzerland's expression softened and sighed.

"I-Is that so..."

"This dress totally looks good on me. Don't you like, think so?" Poland swirled and skipped around in the green variation of the same outfit that Switzerland was wearing. Lithuania who was trailing behind him, nodded slightly in agreement.

I sighed as the usual scene of chaos presented itself. I casually flipped through the pages of the script, skimming its contents. When I reached the last scene, I froze.

Prince Phillip kisses Princess Aurora, awakening her from her deep slumber. And they live happily ever after.

Prince Phillip kisses Princess Aurora.

A kiss.


The scene played out in my mind; America's peaceful face in a deep slumber, as I inched forward to place a kiss that will awake the princess from the curse. His eyes slowly fluttering open as I slowly l lifted my head away from his. His eyes half-lidded, veiling those twin beautiful blue orbs of his. A tinge of pink painted across his cheeks as he lifted himself off where he lay and leant forward to place yet another kiss on his prince, muttering an 'I love you' before doing so.

And they lived happily ever after.

I mentally slapped myself.

"What's wrong, Iggy?" America asked. I felt my face go from white to red. I turned away to hide my blush.

"N-Nothing." I replied, lying through my teeth. America, being the oblivious git that he is, easily believed me. Despite that, the red on my cheeks persisted and refused to leave.

"Alright, mes amis. Let's get to practicing, shall we?" France declared. Whatever thoughts I had then was soon to become a reality.

It might as well have been an invitation to hell.
Title: Double Romeo
Genre: Romance/Fail!Humour
Characters: Almost everyone from Hetalia (eventually)
Pairings: USUK
Rating: T

Author's Note:
Sorry for the long wait. I am currently having a writer's block. I wasn't really satisfied with this chapter, but it's the best I could do for now. Much apologies~

Enjoy!

Chapters: 1 | 2
Fanfiction link: [link]

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